
Category: Current Affairs


Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Breaking News: Theresa May Resigns – Who’s Gonna be the Next Prime Minister!?

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”
