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Name of the Year 2020 official bracket
July 19, 2021July 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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June 26, 2021June 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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March 17, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

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Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

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June 3, 2019June 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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May 24, 2019May 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

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May 9, 2019August 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Big Business Capitalism Destroying Planet… ZOMG, a Royal Baby!

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April 23, 2019April 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

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February 21, 2019February 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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December 13, 2018December 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

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November 30, 2018November 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

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July 24, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

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March 7, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

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October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

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August 21, 2017August 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

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July 14, 2017July 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Bobble hats banned in the UK
June 30, 2017June 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

NASA plans to visit The Sun tabloid newspaper
June 8, 2017June 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!

UK national anthem to be rewritten
May 22, 2017May 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

Government plans mint plans
May 19, 2017May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Breath of the Wild negative reviews
March 14, 2017March 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

Almond milk Hipster crisis
March 6, 2017March 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Bins are what they used to be
March 2, 2017March 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

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ice cream sales plummet!
February 21, 2017February 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Sofa crisis leads to UK panic buying
February 6, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Taramasalata renamed by Sinatra
January 30, 2017January 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

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And some final #Pripyat images. In the abandoned schools, a lot of text books from the early ‘80s were lying around. #pripyattour #pripyatukraine #chernobylzone #chernobyl #exclusionzone #ukraine
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Took the remarkable trip to Chernobyl last weekend. Crucial history and a very moving experience. #chernobyl #chernobylzone #chernobyltour #tourism #travel #nuclearphysics #chernobylexclusionzone #chernobyldisaster
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