Category: Inventions
Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)
Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano
Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)
Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm
Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal
Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)
Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin
Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work
Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese
The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!
Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)
Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)
Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)
Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine
Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)
Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)
Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0
Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)
Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)
Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)
Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)
Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm
Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)
Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka
Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)
Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit
Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)
Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat
Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)
Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)
Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
