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Category: Inventions

April 8, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Baked Beans Bazooka (and/or cannon) 🧨🔥💣

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

UnderSwear the world's first swearing underpants
April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

A woman's face close up to her eyes
November 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

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