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Category: Silliness

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

A bull
November 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

The Remote Constroll
October 19, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Canned candles
August 24, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

Jack of all trades (and master of nuns)
July 25, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)

Mouthmosh - It does a better job than mouthwash
July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Slipper Kippers
June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

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