Category: Silliness
Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)
Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science
Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)
Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)
Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)
Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)
Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth
Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face
Exclusive Invention: The Laddler (a ladle and ladder all-in-one)
Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)
Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!
Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)
Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)
Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone
Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon
Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush
Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!
Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There
Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)
Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)
Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)
Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms
Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)
Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)
Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying
Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)
Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)
Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion
Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)
Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)
Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is
Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)
