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Category: Silliness

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

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