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Category: Features

Sweat your appetite
November 1, 2016November 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016October 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

Stephen Malinowski - Pachelbel Canon in D
September 16, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing

Queen - Freddie Mercury
September 2, 2016April 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Freddie Mercury: Happy Birthday to the Flamboyant Legend

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016August 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016August 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016July 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016July 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

Murray Perahia - Live in Manchester
June 16, 2016June 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Murray Perahia: Classical Music Extraordinaire Live in Manchester

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016June 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

The Stone Roses A Beautiful Thing
June 10, 2016January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: A Beautiful Thing, Indeed

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016May 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Beethoven
May 25, 2016May 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Murray Perahia: Piano God With Nimble Fingers Plays Beethoven

Pogman Pog
May 22, 2016May 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016May 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016May 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016May 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

The Stone Roses - All for One
May 13, 2016January 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: All for One Single Makes Everyone Lose Their Ship

Scary scarecrow
May 9, 2016May 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarecrow

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016April 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Hamster history
April 22, 2016April 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Horse fish
April 18, 2016April 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016April 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016April 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mozart
April 10, 2016February 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016April 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016April 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016March 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016February 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Shelfie
January 20, 2016January 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

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And some final #Pripyat images. In the abandoned schools, a lot of text books from the early ‘80s were lying around. #pripyattour #pripyatukraine #chernobylzone #chernobyl #exclusionzone #ukraine
And some footage inside #Pripyat and an abandoned apartment block. #pripyattour #pripyatukraine #chernobyl #chernobylzone #history #abandonedplaces
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