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The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
September 28, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

December 20, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Shelfie! All About the Book Stacking Craze

Jazz drum kit set up like Buddy Rich and Gene Krupa
December 15, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich & Gene Krupa: Praising the Genius Drummers

December 13, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Glorious Examples Why Cabbage Won’t Be The Death of Us All!

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

November 22, 2013April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gravity: Space-Based Drama With Hot Pants

The Walking Dead
November 13, 2013January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Walking Dead: Let Us Groan Our Way to the TV

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

July 8, 2013April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Music To Listen To Today

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

June 5, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be a Sheep?

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

May 31, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*

How do you spell hummus?
May 30, 2013September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Spell “Hummus”?

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 26, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

May 24, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 22, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Terrifying (but cute) Pictures of Animals Yawning

May 21, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 19, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Will Yawning Kill Us All?!

May 18, 2013August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Bumble Bees!

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May 17, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

May 15, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Approach Bono

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

May 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult

May 11, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shed Hat

May 10, 2013August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!

Tama The Cat
May 9, 2013March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

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