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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

A selection of colourful sweets
September 6, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

A wild stag running and pulling a funny face
September 4, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Stag Pulling a Stupid Face

September 3, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?

Jack and Jill
September 1, 2012March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing

An old-fashioned general store from the 20th century.
August 31, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Run a Shop: Our Questionable Advice

A sign that says open.
August 30, 2012July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron

August 29, 2012August 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flamboyant Bird Monster Tribute

August 28, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day

A cartoon housefly.
August 26, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Dance Like a Fly

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

A language board filled with grammatical terms.
August 21, 2012February 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Youth Slang is Annoying

A businessman working out his company slogan
August 20, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More

August 19, 2012November 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

I am a Moo Cow

A monster with big scary eyes and teeth.
August 17, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations

August 16, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

August 12, 2012July 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Queenie

A sign stating dream job, indicating brilliant work is ahead
August 11, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

Meat, vegetables, and gravy
August 8, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

August 7, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fish and Chips: Why British People Love It So Much

Batman
August 6, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nolan’s Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables

Some eggs waiting to be boiled
August 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly

Stickmen performing common Olympic events
August 3, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

DIY Olympics: Turn Your Living Room Into a Contest

A cat lying down and looking indifferent
August 1, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Looking Indifferent

Great white shark swimming - is this your next pet
July 31, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Great White Shark: Why It’s Not a Good Idea

A tree in a field with inclment weather in the background
July 29, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do the British Complain About the Weather?

Europe on a map connected by points and string
July 25, 2012April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Europe Explained For Non-European Folk

July 17, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Butters: Celebrating South Park’s Naive Superstar

Someone pouring a glass of champagne at night at a dinner party
July 16, 2012April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dinner Party: Who Would Make Your Perfect Night?

A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

An emergency first aid kit
July 14, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Emergency Products: The Many & Varied Uses

A cute looking hedgehog
July 12, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales

Black widow spider in cartoon form - a red back
July 5, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Black Widow: Would You Be Friends With One?

An invasion of flying monsters
July 4, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Killer Monsters: Are They Invading the Earth?

A judge in a court of law holding a gavel
July 1, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sue Someone: The Guide to Going Legal

A jar of Marmite with its hynopnotising label
June 29, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can You be Indifferent to Marmite?

Bus
June 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need to Know

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