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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The frying pin
September 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
September 18, 2016October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins

The Who
September 17, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon & The Who: Smothers Brothers Show 1967

Stephen Malinowski - Pachelbel Canon in D
September 16, 2016December 30, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

WordCress food blogging
September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
September 11, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)

Junky by William S. Burrough
September 10, 2016December 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Junky by William S. Burroughs

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Seasons After Fall
September 4, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam

Flatland - A Romand of Many Dimensions
September 3, 2016March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott

Queen - Freddie Mercury
September 2, 2016April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Freddie Mercury: Happy Birthday to the Flamboyant Legend

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Super Metroid on the SNES box
August 28, 2016July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Metroid: The Legendary SNES Title is Still Perfect

John Hersey - Hiroshima
August 27, 2016April 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hiroshima by John Hersey

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

Red Dwarf - Rimmer
August 24, 2016March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Judas Rimmer: Praising Red Dwarf’s Sardonic Coward

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Super Castlevania IV
August 21, 2016March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Castlevania IV: Spooky Retro 2D Platforming at its Finest!

Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost At Sea by Steven Callahan
August 20, 2016May 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callahan

Why is wild rice wild
August 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

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