Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”
Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones
Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!
Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins
Keith Moon & The Who: Smothers Brothers Show 1967
Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing
Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover
Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap (awesomeness with hats)
Junky by William S. Burroughs
Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”
Seasons After Fall: Serene Autumnal Loveliness on Steam
Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott
Freddie Mercury: Happy Birthday to the Flamboyant Legend
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)
Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”
Super Metroid: The Legendary SNES Title is Still Perfect
Hiroshima by John Hersey
In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed
Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?
Arnold Judas Rimmer: Praising Red Dwarf’s Sardonic Coward
Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie
Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House
Super Castlevania IV: Spooky Retro 2D Platforming at its Finest!
Adrift: Seventy-Six Days Lost at Sea by Steven Callahan
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”
