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Tag: Feminism

How to be ladylike
March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

The male gaze
February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

How do I get a guy's attention
January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Lonely hearts column - online dating 2017
January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

How to chat up hot birds
January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

My boyfriends keeps losing his job
December 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

Men and eyebrows
November 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”

Stupid big man feet
November 3, 2016January 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”

Eating leg wax
October 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”

Hairy men problems
October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”

Feminism and Meninism
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

Cotton earbuds are not safe!
September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Flatland - A Romand of Many Dimensions
September 3, 2016March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions by Edwin A. Abbott

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

The Driver's Seat - Muriel Spark
July 16, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark

A Room of One's Own - Virginia Woolf
July 9, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

McDonald's Big Mac
October 23, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Ally McDonald’s

Sex and the City
October 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Socks and the City

Madame Bovary
September 26, 2015April 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert 👗💰

Four Weddings and a Funeral
July 25, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Four Weddings and a Funeral: “Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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