Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Is the Game Boy Edible?
Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You
Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!
Terrifying (but cute) Pictures of Animals Yawning
Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!
Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!
Will Yawning Kill Us All?!
In Praise Of Bumble Bees!
Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!
Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake
How To Approach Bono
Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?
What To Do During A Thunderstorm
Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult
Exclusive Invention: The Shed Hat
Sickly Friday: The Donut Extravaganza!
Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon
The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate
Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile
How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day
Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut
The World’s Best Gangsta Rappers Reveal Gangsta Secrets
How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.
In Contempt Of Vacuum Cleaners
Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?
In Pictures: The World’s Most Unfortunate Sauces
Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?
The Delusional Donkey: Insights Into a Peculiar World
Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered
Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs
How To Be An Irritating Social Media Presence!!!!!!!!!
It’s International Cat Day
The Worst Pizzas in the World
In Praise Of Canadian Geese
Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!
Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse
