Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)
Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)
Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Revamped Awesomeness is the Most Fun Ever!
The Private Memoirs & Confessions of a Justified Sinner
The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!
Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush
Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!
Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down
Night in the Woods: Brilliant Indie Game With Super Cute Animals!
Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”
Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie
Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)
Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic
Death Road to Canada: Zombies, Mayhem, Fun, Jerks, & Arguing
Confessions of an English Opium-Eater by De Quincey
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”
Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)
Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)
Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms
Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed
Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story
The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators
Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)
Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!
On Tyranny – 20 Lessons from the 20th Century
Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA
Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!
Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza
Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)
