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Pogman Pog
May 22, 2016May 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

Scary scarecrow
May 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarecrow

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

The Band Levon Helm
April 19, 2016May 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Levon Helm: An Awesome Tribute To An Awesome Dude & Drummer

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Shelfie
January 20, 2016January 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Alpha 2 Robot
January 7, 2016January 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

CES 2016: The Brilliantly Bizarre Technology Highlights… So Far

New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 2015December 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!

Santa Claus Newsletter
December 25, 2015January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: Official Christmas Newsletter #3

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Online Dating Men Seeking Women
December 4, 2015December 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking Women & Men

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

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