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Snorlax Bandai
August 22, 2016December 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Giant Snorlax Cushion: It’s Only £400 & Clogs Up Your House

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Agony Aunt
August 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

Men seeking women
August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

Online dating
August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

Moonshake Books
July 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Groovy Book Reviews on Stuff you Should Read

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

The Stone Roses A Beautiful Thing
June 10, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses: A Beautiful Thing, Indeed

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
May 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Pogman Pog
May 22, 2016May 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The World POG Federation: POGs Made Milk Caps Cool For 2 Years

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Who invented the flamethrower
May 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamethrower: Who Invented It & What Are Its Modern Uses?

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

Scary scarecrow
May 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Scarecrow

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

The Band Levon Helm
April 19, 2016May 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Levon Helm: An Awesome Tribute To An Awesome Dude & Drummer

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

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