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Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016July 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Lonely Hearts Column
December 2, 2015December 4, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking Men & Women

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

The Wall
July 11, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

Chess
March 25, 2015April 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

Lenin
December 24, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas!

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Britain Needs a Statue Of Liability!

Lemon
November 25, 2014July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon!

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Who invented washing up
November 5, 2014July 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

Toothbrush
November 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Toothpaste?

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Foot
October 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

Friedrich Nietzsche
October 8, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

Enormous eyeball
October 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

Diapers
September 30, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers!

September 4, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Here Is The Most Horrifying Moral Conflict Of Public Transport!

Online dating
August 20, 2014November 28, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking!

August 19, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking!

Sand castle
July 15, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building!

Europe
July 2, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

February 18, 2014February 18, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Birthday – We Is 2!

January 26, 2014January 25, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Looks Back: Advice for Mr. Wapojif’s Teenage Self!

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 23, 2014January 23, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

January 22, 2014January 22, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts!

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