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October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015September 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

The Wall
July 11, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Chess
March 25, 2015April 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Who invented washing up
November 5, 2014July 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Who Invented Washing Up?

Toothbrush
November 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is Toothpaste?

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Foot
October 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Celebrate Global Big Toe Day!

Friedrich Nietzsche
October 8, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How Neat Was Nietzsche?

Enormous eyeball
October 1, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Eyeouch: When you accidentally jab yourself in the eye

Diapers
September 30, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers

September 4, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Here Is The Most Horrifying Moral Conflict Of Public Transport!

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

February 18, 2014April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Birthday – We Is 2!

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 9, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?

December 20, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Shelfie!

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

June 11, 2013June 11, 2013Mr. Wapojif

We’re having a break…

June 5, 2013June 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Does It Mean To Be A Sheep?

May 31, 2013May 31, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

May 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

May 24, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Squirrel Dude Knows He’s Better Than You

May 17, 2013May 17, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Wins The “Your Blog Stinks!” Award!

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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