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Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

The Wall
July 11, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 9, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

May 31, 2013May 31, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

April 4, 2013April 4, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Would History’s Lunatics Have Knitted?

April 3, 2013April 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

February 27, 2013February 27, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What’s in the Abyss?

February 23, 2013February 22, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Would You Go On A Date With a Planet?

February 15, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Have FUN This Weekend

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

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