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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

A 4x4 blasting through a lot of mud
December 8, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mud: The Brilliant Soft, Sticky Matter

On the cuteness of pigs
December 7, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cuteness of Pigs: Oink Your Way to a Happy Day

December 5, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Concrete

How to deal with small talk in a taxi
December 4, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide

December 3, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Confusing Confucius is Confusing: A Brief Philosophical Rant

The Food Splat
December 2, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics

December 1, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Pans: Great Films That Never Were

November 30, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Quiche

A moose wading out of a lake in the countryside
November 29, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A yellow and blue parrot stretching its wing out
November 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

The Moon
November 25, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Moon

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A Christmas tree covered in blue lights.
November 22, 2012September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide

November 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

Orc warriors near a castle
November 17, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Soap! (and why the Soap Orcs want it all)

Yes divided by no equals life
November 16, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Examining History’s Best Philosophers

The Northern Lights
November 15, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes

November 14, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Grotesque Profile Art & Postulations

South Reddish train station in Manchester.
November 13, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

South Reddish Train Station: England’s Loneliest Railtrack

A man holding a bag and looking angsty
November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

Jupiter with a human spacecraft flying by it
November 11, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Didactic Sunday: Facts About Jupiter

Prometheus (2012)
November 10, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus (2012): Revisiting Ridley Scott’s Weird Alien Film

November 9, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Monkey Puzzle

Skyfall
November 8, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Skyfall: A Tally Bally Ho of a Review

The American flag
November 7, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

US Election 2012 Special: The Future Of America

November 6, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Haggis Beast: About This Terrifying Food Monster

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

A cold winter countryside setting with a house in the distance and a smoking chimney
November 3, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Warm When It’s Cold

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

A woman giving the middle finger with both hands
November 1, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

A spooky pumpkin Halloween face
October 31, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween: How To Be Terrifying

A man wearing a kilt male skirt
October 30, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Case For Male Skirts

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