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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Extraordinary space
August 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

Spaghetti soup
August 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Moonshake Books
July 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Groovy Book Reviews on Stuff you Should Read

The chicken or the egg
July 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

Funnybones
July 28, 2016July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons

Bananas in Pyjamas
July 27, 2016March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Doom SNES
July 24, 2016March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Are YOU Doomed Enough to Take on Doom?!

John Bonham and Moby Dick
July 22, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Moby Dick: Bonham’s 1970 Drum Solo Will Make You Feel Inept

Horseradish soup
July 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

Pokemon GO
July 20, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pokémon GO: Earth Besieged by Super Addictive App!

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Nintendo Classic Mini controller
July 18, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Classic Mini: The Glorious NES Returns to your TV

Grizzly Man - Werner Herzog
July 17, 2016June 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Grizzly Man: Werner Herzog’s Remarkable Documentary

The Driver's Seat - Muriel Spark
July 16, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

Buddy Rich and Ed Shaughnessy drum solo
July 14, 2016April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich vs Ed Shaughnessy: Jazz Drumming Awesomeness

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

The cat flop
July 12, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

Botanicula
July 10, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Botanicula: Weird and Wonderful Point and Click Adventuring

A Room of One's Own - Virginia Woolf
July 9, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

Why we hate Superman
July 7, 2016August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman

Praising brown bread
July 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brown Bread

White bread
July 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of White Bread

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Charles Bukowski - Ham on Rye
July 2, 2016January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ham on Rye by Charles Bukowski

Hose pipe pen
July 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Hose Pipe Pens (better than fountain pens)

In praise of clouds
June 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clouds

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Toothpaste alternatives
June 27, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Tooth Copy & Paste (it’s better than toothpaste)

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