June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

June 18, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

June 1, 2018November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

May 7, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

March 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

March 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

February 26, 2018February 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

December 7, 2017January 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)

November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

October 16, 2017April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

September 18, 2017September 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

September 11, 2017September 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

August 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

August 17, 2017August 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

August 11, 2017August 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

June 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

June 23, 2017June 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

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