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Tag: England

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Music, & Rain

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

George Orwell - The Road to Wigan Pier
June 25, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

The Great Fire of London - Samuel Pepys
May 28, 2016January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Fire of London by Samuel Pepys

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

May 3, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

January 22, 2015August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tinned Full English Breakfasts: A Detailed Analysis

The peak of Mount Everest
December 30, 2014April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

February 1, 2013February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Improve Bora Bora

January 29, 2013January 29, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Taxing Fizzy Drinks?!?! The Public Responds!

January 27, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

English Cuisine Explained For Non-English Folk

A character rolls a snowball to the mantra SNOW IS FUN
January 18, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Have Fun With Snow

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