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Tag: Food

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016January 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Tomato ketchup ice cream
June 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Rocket space travel
June 7, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

Walnuts grow on walls
May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Oregano ice cream
May 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Chives and archives
May 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Ice cream curry
April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!

Kidney bean ice cream
April 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

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