Tag: Food
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
In Praise of Spoons
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!
Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)
10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone
Exclusive Recipe: Tomato Ketchup Ice Cream!
Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?
Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!
Exclusive Invention: The Rocket Rocket (for environmentally friendly space travel)
Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?
Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!
Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)
A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It
What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?
Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)
Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)
Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!
Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?
Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!
Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)
Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!
In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)
Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!
Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream
At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!
Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!
Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!
Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)
Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?
Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!
