Tag: Food
Jiro Dreams of Sushi: 91st Birthday for Sushi’s Pre-Eminent Genius
Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
Exclusive Invention: The Fork-Lift Truck (it has lots of forks)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”
Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!
Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)
Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)
Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)
Exclusive Invention: The Mush Room (as in a vegetable room)
Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!
Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)
What Happens “if” (i.e when) you Eat Toothpaste?
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones
Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)
Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)
In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed
Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong
Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)
Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)
Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)
In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)
What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?
In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas
Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!
Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
In Praise of Spoons
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
