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Tag: Humor

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Monument Valley Butte Butter
March 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tourism Theories: Are Buttes Made From Butter?

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

Otters
March 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

The Moon landings fake
February 18, 2016July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Reasons Why The Moon Landings Were Definitely Faked

Post-it boat
February 16, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (like Post-it notes, but for water)

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

Easter Bunny newsletter
January 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Organic pumpkin seeds
January 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

Dating a date
January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

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