Tag: Humor
Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”
Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)
In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed
Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”
Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain
Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man
Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)
Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!
Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!
Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary
Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”
What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?
In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)
Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?
Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons
In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas
Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!
Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)
Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder
What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?
Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast
How to NOT be Bad at Badminton
5 Completely Irrational Reasons why we Hate Superman
In Praise of Brown Bread
In Contempt of White Bread
Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!
