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Water
August 2, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Is Water & Do We Really Need To Drink It?

SandSation
August 1, 2018July 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

SandSation: In Praise of Malleable Kinetic Sand

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Months
June 4, 2018June 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

12 Months Renamed for the Better

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

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