Tag: Lifestyle
SandSation: In Praise of Malleable Kinetic Sand
Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)
Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream
Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)
FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?
How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?
Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”
7 Days Renamed for the Better
12 Months Renamed for the Better
Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup
Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck
Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”
Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)
Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)
How to Write a Threatening Letter
15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)
