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Tag: Silly

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer
June 7, 2022June 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Buffy the Ampersand Slayer: The Great TV Show That Never Was

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
May 30, 2022May 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

Men wearing shorts during the summer
May 23, 2022May 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop men wearing shorts this summer!?”

The curtsy in the workplace
May 20, 2022May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Curtsying at Work: The How, Why, and When of the Polite Bob

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Army of Darkness Japanese poster
May 16, 2022May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Army of Darkness: “This is my boomstick!” Quote Off!

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

Piano Jones the Indiana Jones piano
May 9, 2022April 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Piano Jones the Indiana Jones Themed Piano

Stunts! With Seriously Stupid Stuart
May 5, 2022April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

STUNTS! With Seriously Stupid Stuart [Sponsored Post]

An alien holding a placard explaining the importance of the Oxford comma
May 3, 2022April 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #11: Pedantic Aliens Demand the Oxford Comma

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers
April 7, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Sandra’s Substandard Beauty Salon & Burgers 💇🍔 [Sponsored Post]

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

UnderSwear the world's first swearing underpants
April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)

Happy Hank's Holidays & Halitosis Ltd.
March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

“Happy” Hank’s Holidays & Halitosis Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

Aliens 1986 film - This Time It's War
March 28, 2022March 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Game over, man!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

Love hearts for you
March 22, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Love Songs Improved By Adding “Rancid” Into the Title

Aliens the 1986 action movie
March 21, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “They mostly come at night… mostly” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

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