Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
TV or not TV? Some Notes on Television
How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty
Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?
Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)
When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story
Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps
Exclusive Recipe: Sugar Soup!
The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition
In Praise of Mud: The Brilliant Soft, Sticky Matter
The Cuteness of Pigs: Oink Your Way to a Happy Day
A Brief History of Concrete
How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide
Confusing Confucius is Confusing: A Brief Philosophical Rant
The Food Splat: Dodgy Food and the Lack of Aesthetics
The Silence of the Pans: Great Films That Never Were
In Praise of Quiche
Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer
Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide
Parrots of the Caribbean: A Guide to Feathery Excellence
Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast
In Praise of the Moon
The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1
The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide
The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster
Our Guide to Controlling the Earth
Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?
Soap! (and why the Soap Orcs want it all)
Examining History’s Best Philosophers
Earth’s Secret Link: The Northern Lights and Cornflakes
Grotesque Profile Art & Postulations
South Reddish Train Station: England’s Loneliest Railtrack
How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women
Didactic Sunday: Facts About Jupiter
Prometheus (2012): Revisiting Ridley Scott’s Weird Alien Film
In Praise of The Monkey Puzzle
Skyfall: A Tally Bally Ho of a Review
