Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?
London Olympics 2012: Costing an Arm, a Leg, and £24 billion
The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All
Boris Johnson—Mayor of London!
World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!
World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory
Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals
How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster
5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches
Three Notable Eccentrics From History
Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace
Shelves: A Brief History
Weird Foods We Found On The Internet
The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At 2012 London Olympics
Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas
Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random
10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend
Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs
Santa’s Weekly Column!
Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills 💖
April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play
We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence
Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts
10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend
10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should
Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!
The Professional Moron Dating Column
Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012
The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet
Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job
10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet
Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet
Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History
Diary of a Wellington Inspector
How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food
