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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
A smartphone
July 15, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Importance of Drunk Phones

An emergency first aid kit
July 14, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Emergency Products: The Many & Varied Uses

A cute looking hedgehog
July 12, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Factor: Why it Works Wonders For Sales

Black widow spider in cartoon form - a red back
July 5, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Black Widow: Would You Be Friends With One?

An invasion of flying monsters
July 4, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Killer Monsters: Are They Invading the Earth?

A judge in a court of law holding a gavel
July 1, 2012November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sue Someone: The Guide to Going Legal

A jar of Marmite with its hynopnotising label
June 29, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can You be Indifferent to Marmite?

Bus
June 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bus Etiquette: 8 Things You Need to Know

The Dark Knight Rises
June 26, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dark Knight Rises—A Bit of a Preview

A fox in the snow
June 25, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wrong Type of Snow

A gay married couple holding hands in a meadow
June 24, 2012July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Your Husband an Alien?

An ominous looking individual on a laptop screen
June 23, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hate Mail: Our Very First Bit of Online Abuse!

Mint tea
June 21, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Brilliance of This Iconic Herbal Brew

A smartphone with the Twitter icon and the world map behind it
June 19, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Types of Twitter Users Explained

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

A light bulb looking like it's trying to keep its life going
June 17, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Do Light Bulbs Live Forever?

A pirate wielding a blade
June 15, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff

A clock showing the time
June 14, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work

John Wayne - an old school actor with great hair
June 11, 2012August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Movie Hairdos Ever

Prometheus
June 10, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus: 5 Things About Ridley Scott’s Disappointing Space Romp

Adelie Penguin
June 9, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Adélie Penguins: Facts & Flippers About These Awesome Beasts

Google's search engine-min
June 8, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Brilliance of Google Translate

Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

Scenes from classic movies from Hollywood
June 4, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Film Quotes Altered For The Best

Super Mario from video games
June 3, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Video Games You Should Play To Feel All Happy

A honey bee flying.
June 2, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bees: The Good, The Bad, The Buzzy

Iconic British things, including the London bus and union jack
May 31, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What it means to be British!

A wax figure of the Queen of England
May 29, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee: Stuff We’d Like To See

A very bright Sun parting clouds, suggesting a heatwave
May 27, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The British & Heatwaves—Oh dear

Aliens saying "Hello!" with a person in a spacesuit
May 26, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

A cartoon and happy version of an alien invasion
May 25, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Twitter: Proof of Impending Alien Invasions & Frog Polemics

May 23, 2012April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Stone Roses Reunion: Madchester is Back

At the end of the day, the end of the day is at the end of the day.
May 22, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term

Conference for a speech
May 17, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Give a Boring Speech

Crazy looking monster cushions
May 15, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

Vinyl for Beethoven's Sinfonie Nr. 5 c-moll
May 14, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ludwig van Beethoven: Some Personal Musings

A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

Two pigeons in the evening near the London eye
May 12, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”

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