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Category: Classy Observations

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

Water
October 14, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Which Is Better: Bottled Water or Tap Water?

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

Miso Soup
September 20, 2015December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Miso Soup so Narcissistic?

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

Noodles
August 17, 2015January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What’s The Bloody Difference Between Spaghetti & Noodles?

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

July 27, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What in the Name of Bejeezus are Raisins?!?

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

July 22, 2015March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is Seaweed The Best Snack Ever?!

July 14, 2015April 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is The Cauliflower a Flower or a Vegetable, Already?!?

July 1, 2015July 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Cripes Is Porridge, Anyway?

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

June 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

May 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Corn On The Clod

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

May 1, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Depraved Mind Of Couscous

April 30, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Tomatoes: Exposing The Truth Behind Nature’s Greatest Fraud

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

April 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Horseradish Why Aren’t There Other Animal Radishes?

Sushi
April 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

March 3, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Is Europa Covered In Marmite?

February 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Bejeezus Is Taramasalata?

February 11, 2015February 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Nettles Related To Kettles?

February 9, 2015February 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?

February 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t Earl Grey Tea Grey?

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

January 13, 2015January 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Did Popeye The Sailor Man Endorse Kale?

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

November 2, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Twiglets Really Twigs For Let?

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