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Category: Silliness

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

The Supremes Court
July 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Supremes Court (musical law & order)

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

Wall
May 21, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Bouncer
April 6, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Bridge
March 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Wind turbines in a sunset creating gusts
March 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

Cat photographer
March 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Bridge
March 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Envelope
February 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

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