Category: Silliness
Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob
Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)
First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever
Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)
A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky
Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)
Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)
Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)
Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)
Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)
Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)
Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)
Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)
Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)
Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant
Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)
Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)
Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)
Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)
Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short
Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)
Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)
Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)
Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)
Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)
Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…
Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)
