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Category: Special Features

Paraparaumu Beach
December 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story Special: Charlton Heston Returned!

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Grease
November 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grease

Freshly cut grass smell
November 3, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of a Smell: Freshly Cut Grass

Plastic bags
October 18, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Plastic Bag

Carrots
September 29, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Carrot!

Pencil Sharpener
September 21, 2015June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why The World Needs To Remember The Pencil Shrapnel!

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher
September 9, 2015April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dear Boy: The Life of Keith Moon by Tony Fletcher

Retro toys
September 8, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Retro Toys: The Ugly Mug Puppet

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Onion Bhajji
August 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Onion Bhajji

Windows 10
August 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome, Windows 10! But What Happened To Windows 9?!

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

Rolling pin
June 30, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Rolling Pin

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

Peter Pan
June 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t There A Peter Pan Spinoff About Pans?

Sausages
June 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Explain (Poorly) The Many Ages Of Sausages

Wheel of Manchester
June 3, 2015January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ongoing Saga of the Wheel of Manchester

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

Learn how to juggle
May 26, 2015January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Learn How to Juggle: Master Juggling Quickly & Easily Today!

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

Flip-flops
May 17, 2015June 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

Reni hat
May 15, 2015February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Reni Hat: The Stone Roses Fashion Special

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

April 29, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Pug, Pug Me Do: A Brief History Of The Pug

Pizza
April 20, 2015September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Pizza Cutter

Russian dolls
April 17, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Matryoshka (Russian) Dolls: What The Heck Are They, Anyway?

Tamagotchi
April 8, 2015March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tamagotchi: Remembering the Pet Simulation Delight

March 20, 2015March 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Solar Eclipse 2015: The Aftermath

Shakespeare's famous stage direction of Exit, pursued by a bear
March 9, 2015April 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Exit, pursued by a bear: Notes on Shakespeare’s Odd Stage Direction 🐻

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