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Pluribus the TV series
January 24, 2026January 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Pluribus: Intriguing Dark Comedy With Lots of Nope 🟨

Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Conference for a speech
May 17, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Give a Boring Speech

Crazy looking monster cushions
May 15, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide

Vinyl for Beethoven's Sinfonie Nr. 5 c-moll
May 14, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ludwig van Beethoven: Some Personal Musings

A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

Two pigeons in the evening near the London eye
May 12, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”

Prince Charles on the BBC weather
May 11, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Prince Charles Presents the BBC Weather

Mount Everest in the distance surrounded by countryside
May 8, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?

Tower Bridge during the 2012 London Olympics
May 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

London Olympics 2012: Costing an Arm, a Leg, and £24 billion

A giant super moon in the sky with bats flying
May 6, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All

Boris Johnson in cartoon form
May 5, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris Johnson—Mayor of London!

May 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!

May 3, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory

A funny looking alpaca
May 2, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals

April 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

History
April 17, 2012March 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Three Notable Eccentrics From History

A block of cheese
April 15, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

Shelves
April 14, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shelves: A Brief History

April 13, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

Keith Moon being serious for once.
April 12, 2012April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Who’s Keith Moon Asked To Perform At 2012 London Olympics

A yellow wall with a lady walking past it
April 11, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fashion Guide: Your Moronic Tips From Total Fashionistas

Stuff
April 10, 2012May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff Explained: Life & Other Things Covered at Random

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

April 3, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

Rayman Origins
April 2, 2012January 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Origins: Solving All of Life’s Ills 💖

April Fool's Day
April 1, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

April Fool’s Day: Amazing Tricks to Play

We Need To Talk About Kevin
March 31, 2012March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

Beans on Toast
March 17, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

Calendar with all the weekends highlighted
March 15, 2012March 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend

We're hiring sign for new jobs on a darkened alley
March 14, 2012March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

March 13, 2012March 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

Love Actually
March 12, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Dating Column

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

March 10, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

A meeting of common people working common jobs
March 8, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

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