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Tag: Animals

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Otters
March 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

Steve the hamster!
December 30, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Keith the Hamster
November 24, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pet Hamsters Guide: How to Manage Your Bundle of Joy

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

The Call of the Wild by Jack London
November 7, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Call of the Wild by Jack London 🐺

Resident Evil
October 29, 2015November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Video Games That Never Were: Resident Weevil

June 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Pander To A Panda Who Panders

May 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

April 29, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Pug, Pug Me Do: A Brief History Of The Pug

April 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Horseradish Why Aren’t There Other Animal Radishes?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

February 19, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

My Family and Other Animals
February 7, 2015January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

My Family and Other Animals by Gerald Durrell

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 12, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Santa Claus
December 21, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

October 17, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Ladybird Invasion of October 2014

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

January 17, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

The Mongoose of Wall Street

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

May 31, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

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