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Tag: Food

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

How do you spell hummus?
May 30, 2013September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Spell “Hummus”?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 27, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Baboon or a bassoon?
April 17, 2013December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

April 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

March 11, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Debate

March 10, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What to Eat Today

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

March 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have A Successful Camping Trip

February 24, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: 85th Academy Awards Recipe Special!

A ham sandwich with a selection of fillings
February 22, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

Green is good to go
February 11, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Green Stuff Good For You?

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

Deep-frying some chips
January 30, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Very Best Deep-Fried Food

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