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Tag: Food

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Colossal Weight Gain Experiment: Sponsor Our Absurd Quest!

June 7, 2013June 7, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Successful Food Critic!

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

Strawberries around a jar of jam
June 1, 2013November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

How do you spell hummus?
May 30, 2013September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Spell “Hummus”?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

May 23, 2013September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oreo And Salt Hot Pot!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Join The Flying Spaghetti Monster Cult

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 27, 2013August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ferdinand Magellan: The Age of Discovery Rediscovered

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

Baboon or a bassoon?
April 17, 2013December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

April 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

March 30, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Power of Lemonade

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

March 11, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Debate

March 10, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What to Eat Today

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

March 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have A Successful Camping Trip

February 24, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

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