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Tag: Food

December 17, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why We’re Having Beans On Toast For Christmas Dinner

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

What if lies were pies?
December 5, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What if Lies Were Pies?

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

November 14, 2014November 14, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

November 2, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Twiglets Really Twigs For Let?

October 31, 2014November 1, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Self-Service Checkouts…

October 30, 2014October 29, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Self-Service Checkouts!

October 28, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

Knickerbocker Glory ice creams
October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

How to pronounce tzatziki
October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

March 4, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

These New Cornflakes Ranges Will Terrify You

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

January 20, 2014January 20, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

How To Have a Conversation About Eggs

January 16, 2014January 16, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Drinking Orange Juice After You’ve Brushed Your Teeth

January 14, 2014August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Things We Expect From Sandwiches In 2014

January 12, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bin Bag Soup

January 6, 2014November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Get To Know Professional Moron With These 25 Answered Questions!

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

French fries and cheese are junk food
December 10, 2013July 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

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