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Tag: Health

Why do leeks leak
June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Vegetable Theory: Why do Leeks Leak?

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

Smoked salmon cigarettes
June 13, 2016June 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Smoked Salmon Cigarettes!

Instant Cornmeal Porridge with Cinnamon
June 6, 2016February 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Cornmeal Porridge: It’s Healthy, Okay Oat for Brains!?

Chopsticks other uses
June 1, 2016June 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks: 5 Amazing Uses for Everyone’s Favourite Finicky Eating Implement!

Walnuts grow on walls
May 31, 2016May 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Do Walnuts Grow on Walls?

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Turmeric history
May 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Turmeric & Why People Called Eric Can’t Eat It

What is a calzone
May 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What is a Calzone and Which Time Zone is it From?

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Oregano ice cream
May 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Oregano and Salt Ice Cream!

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

Chives and archives
May 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

Ice cream curry
April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!

Kidney bean ice cream
April 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

PROPERCORN Sweet and Salty
February 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

We Tried Out PROPERCORN’s Sweet & Salty Flavour… And Lived!

tapas bar
February 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tapas – Now With More Taps!

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

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