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Tag: Humor

Aliens looking for potato chips
January 20, 2023January 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #19: Aliens Want Crisps (Potato Chips)

Angry Andrew's Angry Architecture Ltd.
January 19, 2023January 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angry Andrew’s Angry Architecture Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Medieval Brutality at work laws and guidance
January 17, 2023January 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Medieval Brutality at Work: The Chopping Block at the Workplace

Poorly boiled rice destroys marriages
January 16, 2023January 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s lifelong battle failing to boil rice”

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Princeton's Poetic Prison and Penitentiary
January 12, 2023January 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Princeton’s Poetic Prison & Penitentiary [Sponsored Post]

Baybotch the Baywatch spin off
January 10, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baybotch: TV Series Reboot on Careless Beach Management

Annoying dad jokes destroy family life
January 9, 2023January 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I end my husband’s dad jokes?!”

Tall people at work guide
January 6, 2023January 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tall People at Work: Laws on HEIGHT in Working Environments

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Lonely Hearts Column 2023 Men Seeking Women
January 3, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Men Seeking Women

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men
January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2023: Women Seeking Men

Professional Moron's End of Year 2022 Bonanza
December 31, 2022December 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s End of Year Bonanza 2022

A lot of crazy Santa Clauses
December 30, 2022December 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Movie Adapation! 🎞️

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A husband and wife arguing about their being too many Christmas decorations
December 27, 2022December 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Hubby refuses to take the Christmas decorations down!”

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters metal band
December 26, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Christmas Ho-Ho-Ho-Hitters: Metal Band With Xmas Music

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2022
December 25, 2022December 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Catastrophic Christmas Day Report 2022

Santa Claus joins social media
December 23, 2022December 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Joins Social Media

Unkempt Ug's Caveman Kissogram
December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unkempt Ug’s Caveman Kissogram Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A Karen wife getting spoiled about not having good Christmas presents
December 20, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What do I get my spoiled wife for Christmas!?”

Handling Satan at Work
December 19, 2022December 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Satan at Work: How to Manage the Devil in Working Environments

Christmas Carol singers with a backdrop of the apocalypse
December 16, 2022December 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Carols and Shotgun Barrels

A fried egg Wanted poster - Dead or Alive
December 15, 2022December 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fried Egg WANTED Dead or Alive – £10,000 Reward [Sponsored Post]

Bloop Peter the profane kids TV show
December 13, 2022December 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bloop Peter: Obscene Take on the Classic Blue Peter Kids Show

Speedos ruin the workplace
December 12, 2022April 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Speedos at Work: Laws Regarding Speedos in the Workplace

Hopscotch, Scotch, a polar bear and Santa at Christmas
December 9, 2022December 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Hopscotch and the Drunken Christmas 2022 Brawl

Evil Mr. Duck's Quacking Lighthouse
December 8, 2022November 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evil Mr. Duck’s Quacking Lighthouse [Sponsored Post]

A gross man who thinks he's James Bond
December 6, 2022November 24, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband fancies himself as James Bond!”

The Giraffes the '60s novelty band
December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Giraffes: ’60s Rockers Who (ironically) Fell Short of Greatness

Santa Claus in an important stakeholder meeting
December 2, 2022December 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Stakeholder Meeting Gone Bad

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

A man walking in town while at work, with it being illegal to whistle
November 29, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Whistling at Work: Laws Regarding High-Pitched Sounds

Doily Aliens invasion from space!
November 28, 2022November 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #18: Slobbering Monsters Seek Doilies

Santa's Birthday cake with a zombie arm in it
November 25, 2022November 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s Santa’s Birthday!! 🎂

Carrots: A public service announcement
November 24, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carrots: A Public Service Announcement [Sponsored Post]

The Bad Movie Bible
November 23, 2022May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Bad Movie Bible: Glorious Tribute to Dodgy B Movies

The Babe Magnet
November 22, 2022November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Babe Magnet (for single geezers)

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