October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

October 9, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

September 22, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

September 18, 2017September 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

September 11, 2017September 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

September 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

August 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

August 24, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

August 11, 2017August 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

July 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

July 26, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch