Tag: Lifestyle
Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)
Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)
Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)
Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)
Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)
Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)
Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!
Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)
Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones
Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)
Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)
Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!
Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!
Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”
Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?
Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)
Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)
Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”
Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!
Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)
Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)
Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”
In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed
Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie
Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”
Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong
Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)
On the Shortness of Life by Seneca
Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)
