July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

July 14, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

July 13, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

July 11, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

June 26, 2017June 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

June 23, 2017June 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream

June 19, 2017June 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

May 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!

May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

April 13, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

March 20, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

March 15, 2017March 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

March 13, 2017March 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)