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Tag: Lifestyle

poopcorn
December 27, 2016December 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Poopcorn

Miso soap
December 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Miso Soap (much better than miso soup)

Dustard
December 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)

Musturd
December 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)

The Bling Bag
December 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bling Bags (pimped up bin bags)

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

Watermelon and baked beans smoothie
November 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Cal - Titanic Calzones
October 24, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great Restaurants of Yore: Cal’s Titanic Calzones

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

Chilli con artist carne
October 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chilli Con Artist Carne (food and conning in one!)

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Environmentally friendly drain unblocker
October 3, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Professional Moron’s Patented Drain Unblocker!

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Cotton earbuds health implications
September 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Earbuds: Useless For Ear Cleaning… So What’s Better?

A razor invention
September 23, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)

The frying pin
September 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frying Pin (like a pan, but for dieters)

Women who hate football
September 21, 2016October 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”

The CushIron
September 19, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CushIron – A Cushion and Iron All-in-One!

The Sandwich
September 15, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: SandWiches (i.e. using sand in a sandwich)

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

All men are bastards
September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Bog brush advice
August 29, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend never uses the bog brush!”

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Why is wild rice wild
August 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

Grapes of Wraps
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

Seneca - On The Shortness of Life
August 13, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

On the Shortness of Life by Seneca

Spaghetti soup
August 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

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