Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Is Your Husband an Alien?
Hate Mail: Our Very First Bit of Online Abuse!
Mint Tea: The Brilliance of This Iconic Herbal Brew
The Many and Varied Types of Twitter Users Explained
5 Inspirational World Records To Break
Do Light Bulbs Live Forever?
Pirates: Yarr! A Guide To Sea Shanty Type Stuff
Viable Excuses For Being Late To Work
The Very Best Movie Hairdos Ever
Prometheus: 5 Things About Ridley Scott’s Disappointing Space Romp
Adélie Penguins: Facts & Flippers About These Awesome Beasts
The Brilliance of Google Translate
Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY
Classic Film Quotes Altered For The Best
5 Video Games You Should Play To Feel All Happy
Bees: The Good, The Bad, The Buzzy
What it means to be British!
The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee: Stuff We’d Like To See
The British & Heatwaves—Oh dear
How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)
Twitter: Proof of Impending Alien Invasions & Frog Polemics
The Stone Roses Reunion: Madchester is Back
At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term
How to Give a Boring Speech
How To Be A Lunatic: The Official Guide
Ludwig van Beethoven: Some Personal Musings
Sandwiches—250 Years Young
Prince William: “London pigeons [have] more athletic prowess than me!”
Prince Charles Presents the BBC Weather
What Would Happen If Mount Everest Fell Over?
London Olympics 2012: Costing an Arm, a Leg, and £24 billion
The Super Moon Threatens To Kill Us All
Boris Johnson—Mayor of London!
World Domination: Part 2—The Plague of Doom!
World Domination: Part 1—Going For Glory
Some Really Weird & Cute Looking Animals
