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Category: Food and Drink

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

Instant Noodles
June 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Massacre: Nestlé To Annihilate 400 Million Packs Of Instant Noodles!

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

June 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How Oysters Got Their Name From Lazy Chefs

Sausages
June 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Explain (Poorly) The Many Ages Of Sausages

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

Sticks of cinnamon
June 4, 2015October 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Greatest Cinnamon Synonyms In The World!

May 29, 2015August 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Behold The Four’n Twenty & Pizza Hut Pie Special!

May 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Solve Your Biggest Problems With Mustard

May 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better: Pomegranate Or Granite?

May 19, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: rIce Cream!

Beetroot
May 13, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Beetroot

May 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Corn On The Clod

May 4, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Existed First: Orange Or Oranges?

May 1, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Depraved Mind Of Couscous

April 30, 2015April 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Tomatoes: Exposing The Truth Behind Nature’s Greatest Fraud

Celery
April 25, 2015January 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Welcome To The Exciting World Of Celery

April 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

We Went On A Juice Health Spree… This Is What Happened

Pizza
April 20, 2015September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Pizza Cutter

April 15, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Stop Press: First Donut In Space!

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

April 9, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Horseradish Why Aren’t There Other Animal Radishes?

Sushi
April 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

March 27, 2015March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pie Debate: Are Pies Unhealthy?

Chess
March 25, 2015August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

March 17, 2015October 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“How d’you like them apples?”: What Does This Saying Mean?

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?

March 11, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Lamenting This Highly Disappointing Houmous

March 3, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Is Europa Covered In Marmite?

February 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What In The Name Of Bejeezus Is Taramasalata?

February 11, 2015February 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are Nettles Related To Kettles?

February 9, 2015February 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Does Spinach Really Make You Itch?

February 2, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t Earl Grey Tea Grey?

January 30, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Space No One Can Hear You Make Ice Cream

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

January 27, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Pot Noodle Easter Egg Is Here!

January 26, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Marmite Easter Egg Is Here!

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