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Category: Silliness

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

Haiku in Japanese
May 17, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #2: Delve Into Our Poetic World

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Frog
November 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Thimble
October 4, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)

September 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Kite of Doom
August 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

An escalator
August 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

Burning
August 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Blade in a field
August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

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