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Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Common cold
October 4, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Causes The Common Cold? Cold Calling!

The Wall
July 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sensational Saturday: It’s a Scintillating Picture of a Wall!

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Poo-Pourri
February 15, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Joys of Potpourri

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Accident
December 18, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

PM Accident Insurance – Personal Testimonials This Merry Christmas Time!

Karate man
December 16, 2014November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Karate Dude Is In Charge…

Lemon
November 25, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Being Pelted With CS Gas? Suck On A Lemon

Happy birthday!
November 21, 2014February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Guide To Turning 30

Hor Air Balloons
October 14, 2014May 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are Hot Air Balloons That Shape?

Online dating
August 20, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Women Seeking

August 19, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Lonely Hearts Column: Men Seeking

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

April 8, 2014April 8, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Our Pet Walrus And Us – Experiences With A Large Flippered Marine Mammal!

January 24, 2014October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Vulture or a Sculpture?

January 9, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

What If History’s Greatest Composers HADN’T Been Composers?

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

May 31, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Seagull Knows He’s The Queen of England!*

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

Why I hate getting my hair cut
May 5, 2013December 13, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Hate Getting My Hair Cut

April 26, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Scientific Corner: Why Humans Don’t Need Three Legs

Online romance
April 19, 2013November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Pictures From Mr. Wapojif’s Alien Abduction!

Angry Volcano
April 7, 2013January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron

April 4, 2013April 4, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Would History’s Lunatics Have Knitted?

April 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

February 27, 2013February 27, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

What’s in the Abyss?

February 23, 2013February 22, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Would You Go On A Date With a Planet?

February 15, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Have FUN This Weekend

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Horse Meat Exposé

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