Professional Moron

February 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)

February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

February 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

February 18, 2017November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson

February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

February 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

February 16, 2017February 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!

February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

February 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

February 11, 2017January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

February 9, 2017July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

February 8, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flame Mower (a lawn mower with flames!)

February 7, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

February 6, 2017February 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

February 5, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

February 4, 2017December 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Shadows by Jun’ichirō Tanizaki

February 3, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

February 2, 2017February 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Visit Miserable Mercury for Lessons in Boredom!

February 1, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

January 29, 2017January 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 28, 2017October 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

January 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

January 23, 2017January 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

January 22, 2017March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ninja Gaiden: Awesome NES Fun… But Bloody Difficult!

January 21, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Screw-Jack by Hunter S. Thompson

January 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

January 18, 2017January 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

January 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Satsuma Wrestler (a fruitier sumo wrestler)

January 16, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Travel Guide 2017: Swamps – Putrid Holidaying Bliss!

January 15, 2017January 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Quote Off Extravaganza!

January 14, 2017November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Extinct Boids by Ralph Steadman