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Tag: Cooking

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

Mayonnaise Soup
December 9, 2015November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mayonnaise Soup (for the mayo fans out there)

Beans on Toast
December 7, 2015December 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beams on Toast (like Beans on Toast, but with structural elements)

Sheperd's Pie recipe
November 30, 2015November 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shepherd’s Pi (like Shepherd’s Pie, but with more equations)

Honey soup recipe
November 19, 2015November 20, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Honey Soup!

Sandwich
November 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sandwich Cereal!

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

New coffee recipe
November 9, 2015November 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Coffee Recipe: Coffhe and Coffher!

Tempura Japanese food
November 2, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (and violent) Recipe: Intemperate Tempura

Beans on Toast
October 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spooky Halloween Recipe: Beans on Ghost!

Poppadoms
October 22, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Boomadoms (like poppadoms, but dangerous)!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Pot Noodle sandwich
October 11, 2015October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

It’s the Pot Noodle Sandwich!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

Garlic
September 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Recipe: Garlic Ice Cream!

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Keurig Soup
September 12, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive (sort of): We Can Now All Brew Soup with Keurig!

Bread carbohydrates
September 11, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

New Recipe: Carbodehydrates (like carbohydrates, but not)!

Instant Noodle King
August 29, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #7, #8, & #9: The Instant Noodle King (Seafood Flavour) and Vit’s Noodles (x2)

Jeremy Pang Pad Thai
August 28, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #6: Jeremy Pang’s Pad Thai Noodle Kit

Houmous
August 16, 2015January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!

Pizza Soup
August 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza Soup!

Toast
July 18, 2015January 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Bolognese Toast!

Pasta
July 6, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tragic History Of Humanity Trying To Cook Pasta

Swizzle stick
July 5, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History Of The Swizzle Stick

June 28, 2015October 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mushroom Ice Cream!

Peter Pan
June 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t There A Peter Pan Spinoff About Pans?

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

May 19, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: rIce Cream!

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

Deodorant sandwiches
November 26, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fine Smelling Deodorant Sandwiches

November 10, 2014June 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Violently Tragic History Of The Sieve

Knickerbocker Glory ice creams
October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

Choc Noodle
October 13, 2014April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

It’s The Choc Noodle (a chocolate Pot Noodle)

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

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