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Tag: dating

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Speed dating advice
October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

Machos - manly nachos for men only
September 18, 2017September 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

How to tell if your wife is insane
September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

Mansplaining
June 1, 2017May 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

Public displays of affection (PDAs) are evil
May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

Finding your one true love
April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

How to be ladylike
March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

Friends - We were on a break
March 10, 2017March 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Men with hairy backs - solutions
March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

The male gaze
February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

Valentine's Day problems
February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

How do I get a guy's attention
January 31, 2017January 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”

Online dating for men in 2017
January 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men

Lonely hearts column - online dating 2017
January 25, 2017January 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women

How to chat up hot birds
January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

Agony aunt - Ingrowing toenail
January 6, 2017December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

Agony aunt - boyfriend abducted by aliens
December 15, 2016December 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband claims he was abducted by aliens. WTF?!”

Agony aunt - Ugly husband
December 8, 2016December 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”

My boyfriends keeps losing his job
December 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”

Agony Aunt - Video Games
November 23, 2016April 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”

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