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Tag: Humour

Chives and archives
May 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Our Chives Are Better Than Archives!

Toothy Fairy newsletter
May 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth Fairy Newsletter #2: PR Improvements (no nudity involved)!

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Biona organic coconut oil
April 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Raw Coconut Oil and its Many Uses (Cooking)

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

Untrue Detective
April 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Untrue Detective (like True Detective, but with more lying)

Hamster history
April 22, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Ice cream curry
April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Suntan Lotion Ice Cream is Super Hot!

Horse fish
April 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
April 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Which Dino Is Best? Diplodocus or Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

The Squawking Dead
April 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Squawking Dead

Kidney bean ice cream
April 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Kidney Bean Ice Cream

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Why sloths are lazy
April 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Sloths Are So Goddamn Lazy

How I Met Your Motherboard
March 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: How I Met Your Motherboard

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Rattlesnake rattle
March 28, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Rattlesnakes Have a Rattle

Easter bunny hazard
March 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Easter Bunny Newsletter #4: The Easter Bunny’s Chaotic Weekend!

Flowers in spring
March 24, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Super Spring: The 5 Best Flowers of This Sprightly Season

Peas on toast
March 23, 2016July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Peas on Toast (the archenemy of Beans on Toast)

Hoarse horse
March 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Horses Are Hoarse (Neigh!)

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Anchovy and Marmite Soup
March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Anchovy and Marmite Soup!

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Duck-billed platypus
March 14, 2016March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Duck-Billed Platypus: What is it and why does it have that name?

Flamingos arrogance
March 11, 2016August 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Flamingo: Evolution Doing Flamboyant Stupidity to Perfection

Black pepper soup
March 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Black Peppercorn Soup!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

Otters
March 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

Salford Quays
March 3, 2016March 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Salford Quays: Swearing Banned as Local Council Goes Mental!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Horrible food
February 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Food Disasters: Big BBQ – Delicious Tinned Awfulness!

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