September 13, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: WordCress (like WordPress, but for cress fans)

September 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”

September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

September 8, 2016February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

September 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

September 5, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why are all men such bastards?!”

August 31, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

August 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

August 25, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

August 24, 2016March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Judas Rimmer: Praising Red Dwarf’s Sardonic Coward

August 23, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

August 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Wild Rice: Just How Crazy is This Cereal Grain?!

August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

August 17, 2016February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

August 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

August 15, 2016August 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

August 12, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I dump my utterly mental girlfriend?”

August 11, 2016August 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

August 9, 2016August 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Women Seeking Men!

August 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!

August 5, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

August 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

August 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

August 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 29, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What Came First: The Egg or the Egg Yolk?

July 28, 2016July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Funnybones: Terrifying Kids Show About Skeletons

July 27, 2016March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Bananas in Pyjamas

July 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

July 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

July 19, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

July 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

July 11, 2016July 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton