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Category: Classy Observations

Knickerbocker Glory ice creams
October 20, 2014September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knickerbocker Glory: Why the name, dear?

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

How to pronounce tzatziki
October 4, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Pronounce Tzatziki

September 8, 2014March 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Pineapple and Ham Pizza

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

August 11, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

On the Origins of Marmalade

January 30, 2014January 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Sandwiches Should Play a Larger Role in Films

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

December 12, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Japanese Art of Okonomiyaki Pancakes!

How do you spell hummus?
May 30, 2013September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Spell “Hummus”?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 25, 2013April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Game Boy Edible?

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

March 11, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Noodle Debate

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 22, 2013December 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

McDonald’s and its Guantanamo Bay Restaurant

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

A McDonald's on Mount Everest
January 3, 2013April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

When will there be a McDonald’s on Mount Everest?

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

A dinner party at night with lots of food and drink
October 20, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Come Dine With Me: What We’d Serve on the Show

Orange juice without bits, and a straw in the juice
October 17, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice Without Bits: Inferior Drink to With Bits

A woman holding a glass of orange juice with bits
October 16, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Orange Juice With Bits: The Superior OJ Experience

A box of Twinkies.
October 2, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Twinkies: What Are They and How Are They Made?

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

September 27, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea

A selection of colourful sweets
September 6, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

August 7, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fish and Chips: Why British People Love It So Much

A jar of Marmite with its hynopnotising label
June 29, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can You be Indifferent to Marmite?

A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

A block of cheese
April 15, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

Beans on Toast
March 17, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

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