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Category: Silliness

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

Dog nose
June 6, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Nosephones!

Apple
April 22, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Balls To Apple Watch! We Want Apple Hopscotch

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

Crow
March 4, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

You’ve Heard Of Crowdsourcing – Now It’s Time For Crowsourcing!

Hamster
February 26, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Cute Amazon Reviews About Hamsters And Their Beloved New Products

Pig
January 24, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Oinkment!

January 12, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Keith The Syrian Hamster Turns 1

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

November 19, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Journey Into The Mind Of A Hamster

tea
October 29, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

Soap
October 19, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Razor Soap!

September 30, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Nest Of Diapers: Great Sayings Revisited

Bridge and a boat - merged
September 9, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Broat!

August 22, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Has The British Government Bugged Our Hamster?

August 21, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Faxe

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

May 21, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

March 2, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

February 26, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Great White Shark Machine

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 31, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

January 28, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

December 15, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?

November 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

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