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Category: Silliness

April 9, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster News 2014: Adieu Boris

January 28, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fashion Tips For 2014

Paul the Pentagon
January 25, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Failed Blog Mascot

January 21, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Hamster – Progress Report!

January 7, 2014November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

7 Pieces of Technology We’d Love To Sea In 2014!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

October 18, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans Tribute Concert Special!

May 21, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

May 20, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster Update!

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

March 2, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans The Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Year in Pictures

February 26, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Great White Shark Machine

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 31, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

January 28, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

What If We Had Our Pet Hamster’s Brain?

January 7, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

December 15, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Robots: The Solution To All of Life’s Problems?

November 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Many Emotions of Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster

A hamster standing on its back feet and looking cute
October 25, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamster Cuteness: Do Not Be Deceived By It

August 23, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study

Stickmen performing common Olympic events
August 3, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

DIY Olympics: Turn Your Living Room Into a Contest

At the end of the day, the end of the day is at the end of the day.
May 22, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term

April 21, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Chinese Dwarf Hamster

March 6, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
February 19, 2012November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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